An Ode to Trader Joe's

O trader, by the name of Joe

Don't ever leave, I love you so

You bring me caramels from the coast of France

They make my mouth elves do a happy dance

Basque shepherds cheese

Can make me squeal with ease

Add a butter cracker to the mix

You've got a tasty snackie in your bag of tricks

Baking soda in a nifty metal jar

Is handy - yes, but what if you are

Looking for baking powder for your cake

And add the soda by mistake

Chief Pastry Officer position I can kiss goodbye

For cake was tasted first by CEO, not I.

For the love of cookies and cakes, change your baking soda packaging, Trader Joe's!!