An Ode to Trader Joe's
O trader, by the name of Joe
Don't ever leave, I love you so
You bring me caramels from the coast of France
They make my mouth elves do a happy dance
Basque shepherds cheese
Can make me squeal with ease
Add a butter cracker to the mix
You've got a tasty snackie in your bag of tricks
Baking soda in a nifty metal jar
Is handy - yes, but what if you are
Looking for baking powder for your cake
And add the soda by mistake
Chief Pastry Officer position I can kiss goodbye
For cake was tasted first by CEO, not I.
For the love of cookies and cakes, change your baking soda packaging, Trader Joe's!!