Stop Cubans Table, Seriously

Have I ever told you how much I love Google voice? I love it a lot. It's pretty awesome. It transcribes all your voicemail and can transcribe your phone call if you press 4 during the call. Their transcription algorithm does a really good job and when it doesn't, it provides endless entertainment with its interpretations of people's speech.

Here is an example. My parents left me a voicemail in Russian and this is what Google thought they said:

On a slightly less fun note, I'm in Russia. On a not-so-slightly less fun note, somebody is breaking my heart.