How awesome would it be to give a soft red beanie to a Life Aquatic fan? I have a lucky (pinkish) red beanie (as seen here) that I've worn to most of my finals at UCLA. Its main purpose was to hide my incredibly dirty and tangled hair from several days of neglect, and keeping it out of my face. Feeling badass and ready to rock was just an added bonus. (I always get the urge to say "Phillip, dynamite." when I look at myself in the mirror.)
This hat looks like the perfect Steve-Zissou-Red. And it's cashmere, so it won't be itchy on the forehead. You'll see your favorite member of the Zissou society adventuring in it forever and a day!