Pluot Pit Peril
OK. This is Olga now. Beth actually did eat a plum pit. Here's how it went down.
Olga: "Do you want a pluot?"
Olga: "Just eat it over the sink, it's juicy."
*Beth starts eating and it's really juicy*
Beth: "Should I just shove the whole thing in my mouth?"
*Beth shoves the whole thing in and chokes a little. I get scared and then Beth starts laughing*
Beth: "I swallowed the whole thing!"
True story. Then we started watching 12 Angry Men. Beth bailed not even half way through it and we retreated upstairs to read magazines and write this.