Dove Ad Parody

Oh, my goodness. Remember the Dove ad video I (and a million other people) posted a few days ago? This morning Joanna posted a hysterical parody of it. I nearly died laughing.

Men are asked to describe themselves to a sketch artist (a Saul Berenson look-alike). Here are my favorite excerpts:
"I am like a... white Denzel Washington."

"Tell me about your eyes."
"A lot of people say they're an abyss, because they just don't end."

Newfeelingstime, you are hilarious.