The Real (Hairy) News

OK. So, we all watched the Apple announcement this morning. Yeah, yeah, computers are cool. I get it. But here's the real news that nobody seems to mention...

...the hair quality of Apple executives is on a serious decline. See for yourself.

last year:

today:

The silver fox (Craig Federighi)'s hair is still nice, but not when you compare it to last year. Same with Dan Riccio. Where did the magnificent fro go? Even Craig's man pelt is lacking. Is anybody else concerned?

P.S. Who is getting the Mac Pro? That thing is a work of art. Did you catch the manufacturing video on the keynote? Whoa.